For six days, nobody in Heaven had seen God, all they knew was He was busy in his workshop creating something. Eventually, Michael, the Archangel went to Him and found Him, resting on the seventh.

“Where have you been Lord?” he inquired.

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, “What is it?” 

“It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve put life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place to test mt ‘Balance’ theory.”

“Balance?” inquired Michael, “I’m confused Lord. What do you mean?” 

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth… 

“For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor… Over here I’ve placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things…”

God continued pointing to different countries… “This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.” 

The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and said, “What’s that one?” 

“That’s Florida, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, it’s surrounded by water, and days filled with sunshine. The people from Florida are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things.” 

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, “But what about balance, God? You said there would be ‘balance.'” 

God smiled an all-knowing smile… “I also created California…Just wait till you see the idiots I’ll put there.”

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