By Jaz McKay
The libtards are at it again, screaming the astronaut rescue was a big fake, like Biden staged it to look incompetent while Musk and Trump twirl their mustaches. I figured it wouldn’t take long for the left to slap some nutty label on Elon Musk’s SpaceX astronaut rescue yesterday, March 18, 2025, calling it a conspiracy, a fake, or some wild false flag.
Sure enough, here comes Pete Bouchard, an NBC Boston clown, yapping on Facebook that it’s all a sham, cooked up with AI or some gibberish, shocker! I’d kill for these conspiracy clowns to cough up one half-baked motive that’s not total gibberish, but nah, they can’t, they won’t, they never will. Just more unhinged noise from the the most unhinged people this cation has ever produced!
And it doesn’t stop with Bouchard, suddenly a bunch of loons on Facebook, are flapping about it being fake or AI-staged to boost Elon and trash Biden. No surprise, the left’s got a knack for spinning anything Musk touches into a conspiracy.
But hold up a second, if the rescue’s fake, that means the entire ISS is fake too, right? We’re talking a space station launched in 1998, orbiting for 27 years, with hundreds of astronauts from dozens of countries. So, what, the libs think NASA and the world’s governments knew back in ’98 that Trump would be president in 2025 and Elon would be his sidekick? That’s some next-level crystal ball crap, apparently, they planned this whole charade decades ago just to dunk on Biden. But here’s the real kicker: if it’s all staged, Biden and the entire Democrat Party had to be in on it from the jump. Think about it, those astronauts got stranded under Sleepy Joe’s watch, so he’d have to greenlight this fake-out to tank his own reputation, maybe he’s secretly a Trump fan, huh? Every Dem from Clinton to Obama to Harris must’ve been giggling in the shadows, rigging a 27-year con to make Biden look like a chump while Trump and Elon swoops in with the win. Never mind that the ISS has been tracked by satellites, photographed by amateurs, chatted with via ham radio since the ’90s. Guess it’s all a soundstage, and Joe’s the star!
Here’s the cherry on top, back when the “fake International Space Station conspiracy” began, Elon hadn’t even dreamed up PayPal yet, that hit in 2002. Back in ’98, he was still a nobody with X.com, and Trump was busy building casinos, not plotting a decades-long space prop scam. But somehow, these tinfoil warriors think Trump and Musk were psychic masterminds, rigging a fake ISS to flex in 2025, while Biden and the Dems played along like good little puppets. Did Schumer and Pelosi sign off on this too, or were they just napping through the memo? That’s not a conspiracy, that’s a sci-fi script too dumb for Sharknado. These clowns can’t string together a motive that doesn’t collapse under its own stupidity, meanwhile, NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore, Suni Williams, and Nick Hague, along with Roscosmos cosmonaut Aleksandr Gorbunov are back on Earth, and the libs are still lost in orbit!
And let’s talk the Trump Derangement Syndrome mind-fuck these libtards have been dragged through, it’s a full-on mental meltdown courtesy of the Democrat Party brass and their leftist media cronies. For years, MSNBC, The View, and the rest have pumped out endless hours of unhinged drivel, Trump’s a Russian spy, he’s gonna nuke Ohio, he’s the antichrist in a red tie, orange man bad, “HE SAID TO INJECT BLEACH!”, he’s a rapist, he’s a convicted felon, blah, b;ah, blah. It’s warped their brains into a pretzel of paranoia, where every SpaceX win is a secret plot and Biden’s flops are a 27-year setup.
Take Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore, two brave American heroes who just spent nine months on the ISS, rescued by SpaceX on March 18, 2025, now these libtard loons call ’em liars and hoaxsters, what’s next, are these Liberal Democrats gonna slap ’em with the Nazi label too, like they do Elon? Speaking of Elon, the mind-fuck of their hatred is next-level, these same lefty whackjobs worshipped him when he was their eco-warrior darling with Tesla, now that he’s Team Trump, they’ve flipped, screaming he’s evil incarnate, proving they’re batshit insane. These poor saps can’t see straight, spoon-fed insanity ’til they’re drooling over conspiracies too wild for a B-movie.
Maybe this unhinged theory’s getting traction because of the video’s below, the first of Elon Musk telling Joe Rogan that the Biden admin flat-out rejected SpaceX’s offer to rescue Astronaut Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams after Boeing’s capsule tanked, leaving them stranded for nine months instead of eight days. And the second where Butch confirms what Elon Musk said. Yeah buddy, Elon Musk spilled the beans that leaving these brave American hero’s stranded in space was weak political move to prop up Kamala Harris’s campaign by hiding Boeing’s screw-up, and while the media tried to trash him, Wilmore’s got Musk’s back. Biden picked politics over patriots, classic lib garbage and now they gotta discredit the whole thing!
In the end, this batshit crazy theory’s a total mess, nothing adds up. A solid conspiracy’s gotta connect every dot tightly together, no dangling threads, but this thing’s just a pile of loose ends flapping in the wind! But then again, what would you expect, this is what TDS does, turns lefty loons into gibbering wrecks chasing shadows while Trump and Elon keep stacking up big wins. The Dem leadership and their talking heads sold ’em a bill of goods, now they’re stuck believing the ISS is a Hollywood prop and Biden was playing 4D chess to lose. Bottom line, SpaceX saved the day, Trump’s still king shit, and the libtards are lost in a fantasy land of their own making, too brain-fried to notice reality smacking ’em in the face. Sad!
Here’s just a few examples of the Libtard Democrat’s barking moon-bat conspiracy theory posts on Facebook:
