By Jaz McKay

The Democrat Party’s been bleeding Black support like a stuck pig since Trump started flipping the script, and they’re panicking hard. By 2020, Black men were edging toward MAGA—18% voted Trump and by 2024, that jumped to 36%, and young Black women were tiptoeing right along, lured by the promise of lower prices, security and no-nonsense border talk, and a vibe that doesn’t drip with condescending handouts. The Dems are terrified—they’ve owned the Black vote since forever, and now it’s slipping. So, in 2022, they picked Jasmine Crockett as their new Black “hero” to drag the community back into the fold. Only one problem, she wasn’t ghetto enough, in other words she was a little too articulate. That was about to change…..

Her dad, Rev. Joseph Crockett, was a pastor and part-time teacher; her mom, Gwen, hauled mail for the USPS 40 years, sometimes worked part time at Neiman Marcus for a little extra cash to make ends meet. Decent solid folks, for sure, but then something happened—poof—little Jasmine begins attending school at Mary Institute and St. Louis Country Day School (MICDS) 15 miles from Normandy, in Ladue, Missouri, where homes hit an average price $1.5 million. Tuition in the ‘80s-‘90s? A cool $15,000-$20,000 a year—so, Kindergarten through grade 12 clocks in around $180,000-$260,000. Granted she may have transferred after the 4th grade, but that would mean a total for eight years of $120,000-$160,000. That seems like a tough nut to crack for a couple from Normandy, Missouri.

Born March 29, 1981, in St. Louis, Missouri, Jasmine Crockett’s the Democrat’s shiny new prop, but crack open her story, and it’s a mysterious, stinking pile of fraud. Let’s start at the beginning: Crockett grew up in Normandy, Missouri, a a rough-around-the-edges St. Louis suburb, think working-class, not warzone. Normandy is a predominantly Black neighborhood, though it has some diversity that qualifies it as mixed and it’s not a ghetto. The average income there is between $30 to $60K a year and the apartment rent in Normandy is about $798 per month, homes run around $70,000-$90,000.

Since MICDS is a day school, did she commute from Normandy? MICDS has buses now, 20-plus vans county-wide in 2025, but back then? Maybe a shuttle, maybe not, Normandy, Missouri’s off I-70, Ladue’s near I-64, a 30-35 minute trek with no traffic. Did they drive there every day? Seems unlikely given they both were working full time and both had two jobs. So did they move to Ladue? Homes on the lowest end were $500K-$700K back then and rent’s were $1,500-$2,000 a month, her folks were scraping by on maybe $60K-$80K a year between them both tops, so it seems unlikely. She’s never given any indication they moved there of if they commuted back and forth, just Normandy, Missouri, to MICDS in Ladue like magic. Bottom line, who paid that tuition and if it was a scholarship, there’s still the question of the transportation. Just seems odd.

In fact, the whole Jasmine Crockett private school saga stinks like last week’s fish fry. A pastor and a postal worker coughing up tens of thousands for MICDS—or even leaning on sketchy scholarships—feels off, like there’s a puzzle piece missing. Rhodes and law school on top? Either they hit the lottery, or something funky’s afoot—benefactor, hush money, or some “grooming” vibe we can’t pin down. Fishy as hell, and I’m not buying the rags-to-riches glow-up without a side-eye!

Then the money mystery deepens: While Jasmine attended Rhodes College, Memphis, Tennessee, from 1999 to 2003, with tuition at $30,000-$40,000 a year with room and board that’s $120,000-$160,000 for four years.

While at Rhodes College, Crockett spun a tale of “hate crimes” hitting her and 17 other minority students in 2002—racist letters, smashed cars, the works. Sounds juicy, right? Except the Memphis Police Department told The Tennessee Star they’ve got zilch on her filing a report. Maybe Rhodes has the dirt, or another kid snitched, but no proof backs her sob story. Still, she snagged a Bachelor of Arts in Business Administration in 2003, then, miracle of miracles, she’s off to the University of Houston Law Center.

At the University of Houston Law Center, out-of-state tuition plus living costs at $25,000-$30,000 annually so that’s $75,000-$90,000 for three years. Total tab? $315,000 to $510,000. That much from a pastor and a postal employee pulling down $60K-$80K in the ‘90s, pre-tax? Bullshit—someone’s wallet cracked open. MICDS flaunts aid—40% get it now, less back then—and Crockett’s tossed around some “scholarship” crumbs in a 2024 St. Louis Post-Dispatch puff piece but for all three institutions? I guess it’s possible but is it probable? Let’s face it, pre-divorce, Gwen hustled, but $300K? Nope—enter the benefactor theory. George Soros whispers float—no proof, just his colege scholarship giveaways from time to time and his DA-cash MO. Was there a church fat cat? A Ladue elite? Diversity quota fairy? I don’t know it just all seems fishy to me, how’s a Normandy, Missouri, kid land in Ladue’s lap without a puppet master?

Somehow by 2020, Crockett’s a Texas state rep, climbing fast up the ladder. November 2021, Eddie Bernice Johnson, 30-year queen of Texas’s 30th District, anoints her successor, wins 2022, sworn in January 2023. And what’s funny is back then she was a very articulate, intelligent and well spoken young lady, however today she’s adapted a ghetto trash talking persona, obviously geared to appeal to the lowest common denominator of the African-American community in a lame attempt to bring the black vote back to the Democrat plantation.

The Dem machine and the lame stream media hype her as a “firebrand,” slinging “y’all” and “ain’t” on the House floor like she’s a born and raised hood-rat. However old TV clips, like the one below show a polished, lawyerly, pre-Congress crispness. Now? Weaves, bling & ghetto cosplay, like Cardi B lite. In fact I am waiting for the day when she bursts into a rousing rendition of WAP in the middle of a congressional hearing. You know it’s only a matter of time.

Then there’s the jaw-dropping dumb crap Jasmine Crockett spews—it’s so moronic you’d peg her for a dimwit, but that $300K education screams otherwise. It’s all a damn act. Some of my buddies swear her ‘ghetto ho’ shtick is legit, that the sharp, polished lawyer bit from her past was the fakeout—nah, I’m calling BS on that. It’s a hell of a lot easier to play dumb than to fake smart; I should know, I was a radio personality for 48 years, trust me, slumming it’s easy and she’s slumming it on purpose.

Social media buzz pegs her for VP or maybe even President in 2028, a Hail Mary to snag Black voters OR an opportunity to cry racism when she doesn’t deliver. Either way pandering like this is insulting, Black folks don’t need this debutante dolly faking their grind for votes. As a proud redneck Okie, I know I get pissed as hell when some poser pulls on a pair of cowboy boots, hops in a pickup, slaps on a trucker cap, and drawls like Billy Bob Thornton, don’t fake my life for your cheap costume, asshole.

Truth: she’s a Democrat prop, bankrolled by shadows, shoved in our faces while we choke on the fakery and wonder, just who’s pulling the strings?