Eric Ciaramella, that weaselly whistleblower who lit the fuse on Trump’s 2019 impeachment clown show, is skulking back into the headlines, and he’s dragging Adam Schiff’s greasy Ukraine fingerprints with him. This isn’t some random cameo—Ciaramella’s been a Democrat Party lapdog since the Obama years, scurrying around Ukraine policy like a caffeinated intern. Now, former diplomat Andrei Telashchenko’s spilling the tea, claiming he was right there in the room when Ciaramella sat down with Obama and Biden, plotting Ukraine moves like it was a secret clubhouse meeting. Juicy? Oh, you bet—especially with Schiff lurking in the shadows.

Rewind to the Obama admin: Ciaramella wasn’t just some desk jockey—he was Biden’s point man on Ukraine, digging into the mess that’d later blow up with Burisma and Hunter’s cash grab.

Now, fast forward to 2019, and he’s the “anonymous” whistleblower tattling on Trump’s Zelensky call, conveniently feeding Schiff’s impeachment bonanza. Telashchenko’s 2023 deposition doubles down—he swears he saw Ciaramella with the bigwigs, hashing out Ukraine dirt, and Schiff, as House Intel chair, was neck-deep in those probes. Then there’s Sean Misko, Ciaramella’s NSC sidekick who jumped ship to Schiff’s staff just as the whistleblower saga kicked off—coincidence? Please, that’s as believable as Schiff’s poker face.

House Republicans, like Mark Meadows, smelled the rat back in ’19, shouting from the rooftops that Schiff knew exactly who Ciaramella was—direct line or not, the dots connect. Schiff didn’t just stumble onto those Ukraine call transcripts he gleefully dumped; web reports scream coordination, with Ciaramella as the spark and Schiff fanning the flames. The guy’s been obsessed with Ukraine since Russia’s Crimea grab, pushing sanctions and aid while Ciaramella’s old crew fed him intel. It’s not a stretch—Schiff’s fingerprints are all over this, and he’s got the gall to play innocent while the evidence piles up like a bad crime novel.

So here’s the kicker: this isn’t just shady—it’s treasonous. Schiff didn’t just know; he orchestrated, using Ciaramella as his pawn to kneecap Trump and prop up Ukraine’s corrupt circus, all while American interests got sold down the river. He needs to be dragged in—federal marshals kicking down his door, cuffing him in front of his precious cameras, and hauling him to trial for betraying the nation. The Ukraine swamp’s a cesspool, and Schiff’s the head leech—billionaires, justices, or whoever else might be on Epstein’s list be damned. Lock him up, pronto, and let the gavel fall hard and prepare him for execution!